real men cry….but REAL …
real men cry….but REAL men kill all witnessess of them crying
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My partner never moans at me for leaving the toilet seat up. I love Steve.
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Tell your boss what you really think of him and the truth shall set you free.
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“What do your sisters do?” “One’s an accountant, the other’s studying medicine in Canada.” “And what about your brother?” “He’s with Special Branch.” “Wow, I bet he gets paid well.” “No idea. They only picked him up yesterday.”
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Hard, durable, tough… Sorry about the strong language.
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I was flicking through the newspaper this morning when I suddenly thought to myself, “Wow, my fingers are really strong”.
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Mirror.co.uk – Tories rap ‘urban war’ in UK cities – 15 hrs ago where do i get this song from?
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One of my friends killed himself by jumping into a septic tank. It was sewercide.
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I always have Stella when I go to my local pub, all the other girls say no.
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I was driving home from work today, when all of a sudden a football rolled into the middle of the road. Luckily I was able to swerve and avoid it, and hit the young child who was trying to retrive it.
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It’s really hard getting to work in a wheelchair. From Monday I’ll be using my bike again.
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World Book Day next week and you’re supposed to dress up as someone from a book. I’m dressing up as myself, from Facebook.
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What would you call Iron Man and The Silver Surfer if they teamed up? Alloys.
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Headline in the Mirror ‘Danger drug meow meow’s successor MDAI could flood Britain’ I for one won’t be taking it, because i think it’s maid wrong
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Whats the difference between Sickipedia and the 18th century? Not a lot really…
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