My friend told me he love …
My friend told me he loved homemade gifts for christmas.. Excitedly, I asked “which one of my kids do you want?”
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I’ve just heard that The clock tower containing Big Ben at the Palace of Westminster, is tilting… It’s suprising, I always thought that tower had time on it’s side.
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Due to the amount of complaints we have been receiving, jokes about handicap people have been disabled
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What do tramps do in this cold weather? Die.
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Stop clubbing baby seals! It’s bad for your livers.
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Sickipedia really needs to get new servers. These ones go down like an epileptic in a nightclub
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I knew my new girlfriend was desperate for it, from the moment she approached me with her first chat up line. “Any change mate?”
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Would i be terribly ironic if Bin Laden finds maddie?
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How did Mr Radiation deal with his disobedient wife? He Beta.
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What is up with erectile dysfunction?
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Having just seen half the staff, I now understand why they call it Currys.
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Babies and high caffeine drinks don’t mix . . . . no matter how long you blend them.
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I threw a hedgehog at a dartboard once… Scored 3480.
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My wife has been stuck on the M25 for 2 days now. I told her to keep going until she reaches the T junction.
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I regularly follow any new stuff posted here. Can’t help it, really: I’m stalking the local mail-man.
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