Author: qjoq.com

I was amazed to learn that my Grandad’s generation referred to condoms as “French letters”. I’d be far too worried to use a contraceptive with a name like that in case it split at the first sign of any friction.

Self-harm is never the answer. Unless the question is “what should Piers Morgan’s next career move be?”

I have this weird obsession with removing splinters. It’s just getting a little bit out of hand.

I met my wife on a hair styling course at college. We gelled together.

Needle is worried about cotton being ill. But he’s sure he’ll pull through.