I entered my dog in a loc …
I entered my dog in a local dogfighting contest recently, but sadly, he was killed. He did a loop the loop and fell out of his plane.
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Change is a part of life. …
Change is a part of life. After all, you can’t expect to always have the right amount in cash.
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The local orphanage asked for a donation. So I sent over two of my kids.
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My teenage daughter slipped in the shower today. She should be thankful I was there to catch her.
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My hot air balloon business has gone bust. Ive never felt so deflated.
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If Africans are so good at running, why does it take them ages to fetch water?
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Me and my mate were having a fight about mathematical problems. It got totally out of proportion.
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I was watching an egg and spoon race today. Nothing happened though, they just sat there and didn’t move.
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What’s the temperature in Motown ? Three degrees, four tops…
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Fox can be so 20th Century.
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I’ve been doing allsorts recently. Although, i’m not partial to liquorice.
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I was doing some experiments in the laboratory the other day. I dipped a gazelle in some Nitric acid – it melted but nothing too exciting happened. I sprinkled shrimps into Sulphur – they got burnt slightly, but it wasn’t that spectacular. I then dropped a Panda into some Ammonia – suddenly, there was pandemonium […]
Continue ReadingKen Dodds Dads dogs Dead. …
Ken Dodds Dads dogs Dead.
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What do you call a woman with wide shoulders? Broad
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I went to an AA meeting last night. The shops were closed and I needed some batteries.
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