Author: qjoq.com

I was trying to figure out what makes Africans so hard to understand… … and then it clicked.

Finding another meaning for the word simple should be quite easy.

I got a new jet plane but it only goes as far as the western isles of Scotland. Skye is the limit.

I was drawing the curtains earlier when I thought: ‘Surely there’s something more interesting to fill my sketchbook with’.

When I was made redundant at the airlock factory they told me: “Remember, as one door closes another one opens.”