I keep having reocurring …
I keep having reocurring nightmares where I’m surrounded by loads of nude pregnant women. Could I be going through a midwife crisis?
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I just started setting up …
I just started setting up my Google+ account. I think it’s cute how Google plays dumb and asks me to fill in my personal information
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BBC NEWS: “French police break key strike blockade near Paris” Well stopping keys is a start i suppose but they should really focus on people…
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I just walked into my Sarcastics Anonymous club, five minutes late. They said, “Oh, nice of you to join us.”
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My Naan loves cleaning curry dishes.
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I can’t stop drinking peach archers and lemonade. think I’d better schnapp out of it.
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I love the irony… Millions of Africans starving, and yet, the birds eye views of the world cup stadiums makes them look like giant bowls of Coco Pops
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The other day, this lady who works at the local school really went off on one. “Kids of today; they don’t know how easy they’ve got it. They can’t do anything themselves and expect everything handed to them on a plate” To be fair, she is the dinner lady.
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My mate said i need to grow up and mature .. thats the last time im asking him if hes playing out !
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Did you ever skip the line for the dole just so you’re not late for work?
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I dropped my pet snail in the toilet by accident earlier but he’s making a slow recovery.
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In a recent interview, Adele said “Life’s thrown some stuff at me, but I’m still standing.” Of course you are love, everyone knows that ‘Weebles wobble but they don’t fall down’.
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recently got a call from my Bank telling me it was my final warning; “Thank God” I replied, “your finally leaving me alone”.
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The wife said she wants a corridor going down the middle of our house. I said aisle sort it out.
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I’ve got a heroin addiction. I can’t stop reading Wonder Woman comics.
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