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Why did the KFC box meal audition for X-Factor? It was a Wicked Zinger.
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Can you believe it? This guy wins 181m lottery on Wednesday, and then finds the love of his life just two days later. Talk about luck!
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I was winding my girlfriend up the other day, In hindsight, I should have got a traditional inflatable plastic doll but no, I had to be different…
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My friends call me Mr. Apathetic. But I don’t care.
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A long and lingering death which seemed to go on forever and made a lot of people furious. No, not Jade – Sickipedia’s server.
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On a scale of Drivers Licence Photo to Facebook Profile Pic…how good looking are you?
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Scientist have been wondering what comes out of a blackhole for years , Aids ,Simple
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I was stuck at the checkout in Tesco’s today behind some tarty old woman, taking for ever. “Its my birthday today….21” she said to the woman on the checkout. I said “I thought so” “Oh! Do you really think I’m that young?” She asked thinking she’d pulled. “No” I said “you obviously can’t count. This […]
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We’d finished our main course. The waitress, a rather odd looking black girl, took our dessert order. This never arrived, so I called over the Head Waiter. “What’s happened to the chocolate mousse?” I asked. “We caught her with her hands in the till and sacked her,” he replied. “May I help you, sir?”
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Wife: This is the worst thing you’ve ever done. Husband: You say that so often that it lost its meaning.
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I always used to go and see my nan as a school boy. I used to tell her: “Nan, stop dressing as a school boy”.
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Every time I go round to visit my elderly Grandma I’ve been noticing that she finds it increasingly difficult to get up the stairs. Probably because I’ve been taking one step at a time.
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Sharks in the Mediterranean have ravished on food today and are said to be ecstatic at the arrival of 90 toothpicks to help them keep their teeth in good shape.
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I hate being in the spotlight, it’s really warm in there.
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I had my driving test today and an animal jumped out in front of the car, so i did what my instuctor said and continued driving.. Apparently that was wrong. And blacks aren’t animals.
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