Author: qjoq.com

It always seems to be people called Roger who have Walkie Talkies.

I’m going on a fortnight’s holiday tomorrow, and I was worried my house might get burgled while I’m away. So I’ve burnt all my stuff. That ought to deter them.

I was walking down the street the other day and I saw these two blind blokes squaring up to fight. I shouted “My money’s on the one with the knife.” You should have seen how fast they both ran off.

I was in an Indian restaurant last night eating my favourite dish when I thought ‘Ceramic plates hurt my teeth, I’m getting some pilau rice’.