Author: qjoq.com

Many people have told me that it’s impossible to change the gender of your dog without a professional. But who cares? I’m gonna give it a crack.

I found out Einstein was having an affair with my wife. I confronted him and said, “What’s the big idea?” In the two hours of his explanation, never understood a word he said. But I could tell, he knew the gravity of the situation.

A high jumper walked into a bar. Needless to say, he didnt qualify.

I’ve put on a bit of muscle recently. A friend of mine asked me how I’d achieved it. “Milk protein” I replied. “No way” he responded. “Whey”

BBC Sport: Chelsea win on penalties. At last, a report that includes Terry scores with Lampard misses.

I sprayed my angry black friend with bleach. I was trying to lighten him up.