They see me Rowling, they …
They see me Rowling, they hatin’ LOL J.K
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Why is it that it’s okay to call a white person “mate” yet it’s not okay to call a black guy “primate”?
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I refuse to donate to animal charities when I’ve seen their adverts on TV. If they can’t turn a talking dog into a money making machine then they don’t deserve my help.
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In the United Kingdom it is illegal for the police to strike. Well if they did.whose going to arrest them
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Everyone at work knew I’d been to see the doctor about my impotence problem but they seemed to understand. Until the boss asked “How was your weekend?”
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I had to see Twilight last night, just to satisfy what all the fuss was about. Talk about far fetched or what … Vegetarians being strong and not one of them has an irritable bowel.
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What did the magician do when he got angry? He pulled his hare out.
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“This is neither the time,nor the place” Said the confused time traveller.
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My boss came up to me at work today and said “Dave i’m not sure this company could survive without you, but as from monday we are going find out.”.
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So, a couple from Falkirk, have won the 161 million jackpot. This makes them 160,999,999 richer than Scotland itself
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Its really nice that there are some places where the White English Male can dominate. 100 years ago, in the days of the British Empire, it was a Quarter of the World, on which the sun never set. Now it’s an internet joke site that crashes several times a week. Still, better than nothing.
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I spent a week working in the Salvation Army laundry. I now know what they mean by ‘skid row’.
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Being dragged to dinner at the in-laws by the missus? Help yourself to a spicy curry with a little bit of laxative before you go, thus avoiding being dragged there ever again.
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Watched that Derren Brown on TV last night. His idea that you can psychologically get people to do things by dropping subliminal hints is pure nonsense. It nearly made me SICK my dinner UP.
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Little Johnny asks his mum, “Can I cross the road when the red man is on?” “Of course you can, Johnny,” says his mum, “but you have to hold your hands up in the air.” “Why’s that?” says Johnny. “It’s easier for them to get your pullover off when you’re in hospital.”
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