I hate change. Although …
I hate change. Although for some reason I never used to.
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Went out with an artifici …
Went out with an artificial joint manufacturer once. She gave me the elbow.
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I really don’t like my new clutch. But that’s just a matter of a pinion.
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Does anyone know what a job bowl is ? My girlfriend said she would give me one if i solved this anagram ( wolb boj ) can’t wait to find out .
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“You’re so bent!” Said my chiropractor.
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I don’t get it when people say ‘let’s make this Olympics special’. They already have. Its called the Paralympics.
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How do lions like their steaks? Roar
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My mate asked me if I ever gambled. I replied “Yes, every time I get a pie from the chippy”
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I’ve been cycling to work for a month now. You’d think I would’ve got there by now.
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As I pointed the gun at the baby, I decided to add to the dramatic atmosphere. I said, “Any first words?”
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What is red and invisible? No Tomatoes
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It’s quite ironic that people with club feet generally aren’t very good at dancing.
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They should ban semi-colons; no one knows how to use them.
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I’m beginning to wonder if time really is a healer. It’s been 3 days since my wife fell down stairs and she hasn’t moved once yet.
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My new budgie started to tweet this morning, strange I thought, because I’m not sure how he managed to turn on my laptop.
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