After months of persuasio …
After months of persuasion, I have finally given in to my girlfriends demands and got me and my mate to give her a spit roast. I forgot how good Harverster’s were.
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BBC News: ”Finalist dies …
BBC News: ”Finalist dies at World Sauna event” A shame really he was the hot favorite.
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I walked in on the wife on the Internet. “You’re like a spider!” I said. “Because I’m always on the web?” she giggled. “No. I want you out of my house as soon as possible.”
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My wife asked “Did you remember to send that fax for me?” “Yes” I replied “I sent it this morning.” “Ha got you!” she said “You didn’t send it, I’ve just seen it on your desk.”
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After my girlfriend cheated on me I thought I would hack her phone. All I ended up with was a broken phone and a blunt machete.
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Whats the difference between a woman and a ball of string? The string won’t go on for ever.
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Just read the headline ‘Motorcyclist killed in A1 collision’ on the BBC website. I for one think that the media should show more respect to the grieving family and refrain from rating fatal accidents.
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I bite my nails, and it’s really starting to hurt my teeth. I should probably take my shoes off really.
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I’m constantly having to separate fact from fiction. I hate being a Librarian.
Continue Readingstatisicly 3.14 out of 10 …
statisicly 3.14 out of 10 fat mathamaticains will get this joke…….
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I was very disappointed after watching several episodes of the Power Rangers. Not once did they enforce any energy conservation laws.
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A tramp has joined my choir. He hums.
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I sure buy a lot of alcohol. Hope I’m not a shopaholic.
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1000 places to see before you die 2013 – daily picture calendar Now I’m no mathematician but…
Continue ReadingChelsea’s winger is alway …
Chelsea’s winger is always serious. It’s no laughing Mata.
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