Author: qjoq.com

My name is Midgetorius. Midget for short.

Ooh, a concealed bow and arrow? I quiver in my boots.

Do witches run spell checkers?

I was about to go on stage and deliver the biggest speech of my career, to help with the nerves I decided to take on the advice that a friend gave me the day before. “Picture everyone in the crowd naked” I didn’t last 5 minutes as a primary school head master.

I was telling my mate last night that I do a great impersonation of Imran Khan’s ex-wife. He said, “Jemima? I said “No, I just do her voice.”

At the beginning of my gcse exam, we were told that no iPods, mobile phones or players of any kind were allowed. So Snoop Dogg had to leave.

I said to my wife, “We need some sort of fence to protect our beloved goat” She said, “Wire fence?” I said “For protection…”