Donkey? Or is it just a h …
Donkey? Or is it just a horse with downs syndrome. . .?
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My mate said there’s one thing he hates about Halloween. “Which is?” I asked. “Yeah,” he replied, “they freak me out.”
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10 reasons why men are lazy: 1)
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People with time machines need to stop living in the past.
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So I was in my bedroom using my laptop and I thought “How about I resell my previous product with a different name?” I’m a PC and Windows 7 was my idea…
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Haye had a toe-tle nightmare.
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On a scale of 1 to 10…. … How much binary do you use?
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I’ve decided to name my new curry “Frodo”. It destroys the ring in a fiery inferno after 10 painful hours.
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My girlfriend complained, “My legs are stiff and I can’t bend my knees.” “No wonder,” I said, “you’ve got a ladder in your stockings.”
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There used to be a paper shop at the end of my road, but it blew away.
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I’ve been secretly flashing at schoolgirls in Epping Forest. They can’t see the wood for the trees.
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I’ve been working on a big case at work for the last couple of weeks. I’m sick, wish they would give me a desk.
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I’ve found a way to save a fortune on expensive repairs whenever my engine starts making a funny noise. I just turn the radio up full blast and carry on driving.
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I did a online test for fun earlier to figure out what colour represents my character. It turns out that I am yellow. And it also turns out that I have no life.
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What do you call the most annoying dinosaur ever? A Vuvuzilla.
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