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I was going to start a dr …

I was going to start a drilling business, but i had to give up on the hole thing.

I don’t approve of my gir …

I don’t approve of my girlfriend’s one night stand. Why should she be the only one with somewhere to put a bedside lamp.

My carpet caught fire yes …

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My carpet caught fire yesterday, so I tried to stamp it out. It didn’t help, and cost me a fortune in stamps.

At the Last Supper, how c …

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At the Last Supper, how come no one sat at the other side of the table?

Berbatov donated 1 pound …

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Berbatov donated 1 pound for every yard he’s covered this season. Comic Relief were very thankful for the 3 pound donation.

I was doing a chemistry p …

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I was doing a chemistry paper today and the question was “Why is NH3 important to humanity” Apparently “to serve Mein Fuher and rid the world of Jews” i not on the mark scheme

I’ve developed a foolproo …

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I’ve developed a foolproof technique any of you can use to sculpt a model of an elephant. 1. Get a huge block of marble. 2. Chip away anything that doesn’t look like an elephant.

I told my mate I rode to …

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I told my mate I rode to work on a camel the other day. He said “I bet you got some stares?” I said “No I just jumped up as best I could.”

“The allegation of me bei …

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“The allegation of me being anti-Semitic is the biggest lie since the Holocaust.” -Mel Gibson

What was made of plastic …

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What was made of plastic and is no longer a danger to small children? A Woolworth’s carrier bag of course – what else?

Everton have a new coach …

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Everton have a new coach for the rest of the season. Well not new exactly, but 700 quid for a 16 seater with alloy wheels is a good buy. Said Mr kenwright