Author: qjoq.com

I bought my fat wife some size 10 clothes for her birthday, Many unhappy returns

I’d really like to accept my wife’s portrait sculpture of me, but I’d hate to get a head of myself.

I was adopted, so my parents are relative strangers.

Just to ram it home to Simon Cowell, I just hope ‘The Force’ is with Gamu giving her the Christmas number one. It should be .. She’s a little on the dark side.

Just written a song about blackboards & the cane. You know, old school..

I thought I would be romantic and drink champagne from my wife’s shoe. I started to feel sleepy and sick. I think she had laced it.