I’ve found a great way to …
I’ve found a great way to last longer in bed… …don’t set your alarm clock.
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A sign on the wall at work today read: People with Authority to key cabinet: Ashley Brian David Paul Sandra Wendy People with NO authority: Ahmed Jon ( thats me) Mohammed Sunita Wilson Winston I could not believe i had been Black listed!
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My old material never works with the ladies anymore, I’ll have to try something new. I was thinking cotton.
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If you are a literal minded cannibal, self-catering vacations are a bad idea
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Baby food tastes nothing like baby…
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In a way, when I sold my parrot it was as if a huge weight had been lifted off my shoulders.
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What’s the difference between a fat bird and a kebab? One has salad and the other is a fat bird.
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It was such a shame to hear that the human cannonball that lost his life the other day. His career was just taking off.
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I saw a man walking down the street screaming “I am an adult magazine” I thought “Are you Nuts?”
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I got myself a recipe book for roadkill. I tried one of the recipes and surprisingly it was quite delicious. It didn’t explain what to do with his bike though.
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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Librarian walk into a bar. The barman looks at the Librarian and says, “I think you’re in the wrong joke!”
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When’s the only time a woman really wants the company of a bloke? When he owns it.
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I’ve decided to call my father-in-law the “Exorcist” because every time he came to visit he made the spirits disappear.
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The drug dealer on my street is a terrible housekeeper. His place is a meth.
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I was on a cruise when the ship’s engines failed. We were stranded at sea. Several boats were sent to rescue us. As one woman stepped off the ship, she caught her shirt on the ladder and it ripped, revealing her bra. She then tore her skirt on the side of the rescue boat, which […]
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