Author: qjoq.com

My girlfriend finished me because I wasn’t a morning person. I said, ‘Well, at the end of the day…’

Went to go and see that new film about an adventurous biscuit. The Bourbon Supremacy.

My mate gets women by putting his hand in Archers and letting them lick it. They come running when he Schnapps his fingers.

I was in a lecture the other day falling asleep, when some guy shouted “Wake up!” I immediately awoke and carried on delivering my presentation.

The internet has become too politically correct. What’s all this nonsense about disabled cookies? In my day they were called broken biscuits.

A dispute broke out between me and the gang over the disposal of the murder wepon. but we buried the hatchet.

I was cleaning my son’s room and found thousands of sheets of origami paper under his bed. I don’t know what to make of it.

I just clocked this guy acting suspiciously outside my house. It was an unusual choice of weapon.

I always win at Twister. Hands down.