My friend said to me “Our …
My friend said to me “Our modern society is full of people from all walks of life” “What about the paraplegics?” I replied.
Continue ReadingMy friend said to me “Our modern society is full of people from all walks of life” “What about the paraplegics?” I replied.
Continue ReadingWhen I was younger my parents always told me if I was good Santa would come, however I didn’t realise they meant on my face
Continue ReadingI got fired from my job as a prostate examiner today… Apparently shouting “Look, no hands!” is inapropriate.
Continue ReadingNot sure why so many people saying Blackberry not working. I’ve just looked on Halle Berry’s profile on IMDb and she’s got 2 films coming out soon and 1 for next year.
Continue ReadingI was spoon-fed until I was old enough to say I hated eating cutlery.
Continue ReadingBBC News; Man accused of throwing toddler against wall. That’ll never stick!
Continue ReadingEastern Europeans come to work in the UK for little money. It’s Slav labour.
Continue ReadingThe Jews had a hard time of it in the early forties. It was all work, no pay.
Continue ReadingHire cars: they’re no good at all for midgets.
Continue ReadingYou know that you’re fat when you have a Christmas card ready for the pizza delivery man.
Continue ReadingBBC News: Plans for reading tests at six. It’s a bit short notice, I usually have my tea then.
Continue ReadingYou can be in the copper team or the aluminium team, but there is no iron team.
Continue ReadingLord, I am truly thankful for this bowl of noodles I am about to eat. Ramen.
Continue ReadingI don’t gamble……….so i hit her at at 120 mph
Continue ReadingEveryone is calling me Mr Paranoid. I just know it.
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