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The Bank sent me a reminder,it said, “We havent recieved your last payment”, I wrote back and said,”Yes you have”.

A hand in the bird is worth two on the bush.

I tried going out with a faulty computer mouse once, but it just didn’t click.

I bought my girlfriend a surge protector for her birthday. She nearly blew a fuse.

I’ve got a brown paper bag, it really takes my breath away. Then gives me it back again.

My Geordie mate Kev was having a rant the other day, “I tell you what man, the next person I hear making insulting sterotypical remarks about us Geordie’s is gonna get stabbed in the eye!” “Why eye?” I asked

Mality mality mality mality. That’s the formalities over with

I had a bit of a shock when I found out my parents had put an electric fence around their house.