Author: qjoq.com

I used to go out with an Olympic hurdler. But she got over me.

I converted my Nail bed into a door earlier. I tell you what, you can’t knock it.

My wife says she is sick to death of me taking advantage of her. Ive consequently told her to find someone else to play tennis with.

My friend said he was going to create an invisibility cloak. I don’t see it working though

I was cleaning my house this morning using a latino and a tinned ham. My house is spic ‘n’ spam now.

My wife said I was too formal. I suggested she put that in writing and I’d reply by return of post.

I was going to write a story about the march I went on at the weekend but I can’t. I’ve got rioters block.