A tramp came to me and sa … homeless November 15January 1qjoq.comLeave a Comment on A tramp came to me and sa … A tramp came to me and said, “alright mate do you wanna buy some weed from me? I need to pay for a room tonight and it’s top stuff.” I turned to him and said, “there’s a cop there, say that to him and you’ll be inside for a while.”