I was on a cruise when the ship’s engines failed. We were stranded at sea. Several boats were sent to rescue us.
As one woman stepped off the ship, she caught her shirt on the ladder and it ripped, revealing her bra. She then tore her skirt on the side of the rescue boat, which gave me a good view of her suspenders.
She turned round and caught me staring. She flew into a rage and shouted, “You sick pervert! Are you getting off on this?”
I said, “Nah, I’ll wait for the next one.”