I see that a new “scientific report” is informing us that there’s a new type of fat we need to be aware of the dangers of. Apparently, most people have never heard of it, don’t know it’s there, and you can’t see or feel it. This report has been produced by GlaxoSmithKline, who, quite coincidentally, have just launched a new drug to combat precisely this fat.
Based on this, I was wondering if anyone would like to buy my range of magic talismans that absolutely guarantee you from being attacked by sharks whilst asleep in bed?