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Hit me at 40 and there’s an 80% I’ll die. Hit me at 30 and there’s an 80% chance I’ll live. I wonder how many kids they killed to get those statistics.
Continue ReadingHit me at 40 and there’s an 80% I’ll die. Hit me at 30 and there’s an 80% chance I’ll live. I wonder how many kids they killed to get those statistics.
Continue ReadingStatistically, 365 out of 365 days of the year are taken up with the ‘one-day-only-DFS-sale”
Continue Reading100% of divorces are caused by marriage.
Continue Reading95% of items that get thrown into my bin are sticky tissues The other 5% is made up from girls’ feelings, thoughts and opinions.
Continue ReadingAccording to official statistics, the average person laughs 13 times a day. They’ve never visited Sickipedia…
Continue ReadingRecent surveys show that 0% of the population lie when doing a survey.
Continue ReadingStatisticly 60% of people end up in the bins outside after liposuction.
Continue ReadingIn a recent survey, 100% of blackmail victims believe blackmail should be legal.
Continue ReadingAaron Ramsey, now that’s what I call a Deadly Strike.
Continue ReadingFrom Last.fm: My Chemical Romance at Seattle, United States. “1 person attended.” You just have to laugh at that.
Continue ReadingApparently 50% of married people are unhappy. Yeah, they are called men.
Continue ReadingStatistically, two out of every one Iranian will vote for this.
Continue ReadingStatistically, 1 in 3 burglars… is an eBay PowerSeller.
Continue Reading30% of people don’t believe TV advertising. The other 70% said their cats preferred Whiskas.
Continue Reading1/3 people slip maths into everyday conversation.
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