I’ve discovered the secre …
I’ve discovered the secret of life. Breathing.
Continue ReadingI’ve discovered the secret of life. Breathing.
Continue ReadingAs I sit here and ponder the state of the planet – global warming, terrorist threats, ongoing wars between nations, nuclear weapons, oppression, starvation, genocide, famine – I can’t help but wonder …. who’s going to win Celebrity MasterChef tonight?
Continue ReadingMy mate was yapping on about how “logic can prove anything.” I said, “Nothing is better than eternal happiness, right?” He agreed. I said, “A ham sandwich is better than nothing, right?” Once again, he nodded. I said, “Therefore, logic dictates a ham sandwich is better than eternal happiness, right?” That shut him up.
Continue ReadingI think, therefore I am… not a Daily Mail reader.
Continue ReadingThere’s a big philosophical debate about when the foetus becomes viable. If you’re Jewish, you’re not considered viable until you’ve graduated from medical school
Continue ReadingHere’s a question for all the philosophers out there. If something is listed on page 2 of a google search, does it really exist?
Continue ReadingMy philosophy in life is simple… I’m not to blame but I’m happy to point fingers.
Continue ReadingEverybody knows that actions speak louder than words… unless you’re Stephen Hawking…
Continue ReadingBeing a nihilist has brought so much meaning to my life.
Continue ReadingSome Great philosophy questions which have alluded all of humanity throughout time. What is the meaning of life? Is there a god, and if so which religon? What happens to me after I die? Where do homeless people charge there phones?
Continue ReadingWell we’ll all soon know what REALLY happened in Neverland as soon as Bubbles can get enough friends with enough typewriters for his autobiography
Continue ReadingThey say nothing is certain, How do they know?
Continue Readingegger said: ‘Where would we be without maps?’ answer: In the same place, we just wouldn’t know where that place is.
Continue ReadingI was discussing ‘head transplants’ with a young man today and said, “Surely the term ‘head transplant’ doesn’t even exist? The brain is the seat of the personality and cognitive abilities. The body, however, cannot function without the brain, so technically we should refer to it as a, ‘body transplant’.” “That’s an interesting concept,” he […]
Continue ReadingI was told today to treat everyday as if it was my last. I’ve decided to treat everyday as if it was my first instead. It’s OK but it annoys my Mum a bit.
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