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Colin & Chris Weir have employed me to sort out their finances. I’m just in the middle of doing them a pie chart.
Continue ReadingColin & Chris Weir have employed me to sort out their finances. I’m just in the middle of doing them a pie chart.
Continue ReadingTV3 (Ireland): Lottery Liar; “I had to lie, otherwise she would have known the truth” Really?
Continue ReadingSo, a couple from Falkirk, have won the 161 million jackpot. This makes them 160,999,999 richer than Scotland itself
Continue ReadingCan you believe it? This guy wins 181m lottery on Wednesday, and then finds the love of his life just two days later. Talk about luck!
Continue ReadingI was watching the lottery in the pub & my mate pipes up “Hey, Bob, if you won the jackpot would you sort your family out?” “Nah. I’d just pay some of the lads off the estate to do it for me”
Continue ReadingI see a lucky group shared in the Euromillions Jackpot then, Mr & Mrs Weir, Macdonalds, KFC, Burger King, Pizza hut, Aziz’s kebab shop…
Continue ReadingWhat’s the difference between the Browns, Gordon and Derren. One is an illusionist that through misdirection will have you believing one thing when in fact the other is true whilst giving vague and confusing explanations. The other can predict the Lottery numbers.
Continue ReadingI’m so unlucky. I bought a ticket for the Nigerian lottery and only won a tenner.
Continue ReadingI won 6.2 million on the lottery, Just one week later my wife divorced me and took half. Who says money can’t buy you happiness?!
Continue ReadingI just heard the incredible news that the joint winners of the Euromillions jackpot are BT workers in Liverpool……………. I could hardly believe it,. people in Liverpool with jobs!!
Continue ReadingI’ve just won the national lottery, and Im gonna give my missus a ring… From Australia
Continue ReadingI can’t believe my ears! Just been watching the National Lottery. Dale Winton’s just asked this woman a question and she hasn’t got a clue about the three answers provided. She says to him that there isn’t even an answer that she knows is wrong. Dale’s reply, “Well, it’s easier if you just knock one […]
Continue ReadingThe Lottery. As much chance as a walking talking Stephen Hawking.
Continue ReadingPie News: Ginsters board members in fear of hostile takeover bid from the winners of Euro- millions
Continue ReadingI recorded last week’s lottery and, knowing the result, bought my wife a ticket for Wednesday’s draw. When she thinks she’s won she’ll have a heart-attack. That’ll get her back for burning my toast.
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