A homeless man took his g …
A homeless man took his girlfriend in for dinner.
Continue ReadingA homeless man took his girlfriend in for dinner.
Continue ReadingWhy is everyone making such a big issue out of homelessness?
Continue ReadingShelter have issued a press release to warn of how bad a harsh Winter can be for rough sleepers. It’s an absolute pack of lies; we’re only 3 weeks into the cold-snap and already the number of homeless people has fallen dramatically.
Continue ReadingThose Big Issue sellers need to move with the times. Getting up early to sell magazines on the streets – why don’t they use eBay from the comfort of their homes? Then they’d have time for a bath and a shave too.
Continue ReadingWhen Moat shot himself apparently , he Roauled over.
Continue ReadingDid you know that 90 percent of of all accidents occur in the home? It’s a fun fact , and it’s also the line I use to cheer up a homeless guy when I don’t want to give him any money.
Continue ReadingAlcohol hand rub confuses the homeless.
Continue ReadingSolve the worlds problems, Make the Hungry eat the Homeless
Continue ReadingHas anyone else noticed the irony that the preferred drink of London’s Homeless community is called Tenants.
Continue ReadingI have decided, I am not going to give money to homeless people anymore. Instead I’m going to give them a housebrick as a first step toward owning their own home.
Continue ReadingWe must all do our part in the battle to curtail the increasing problem of anti-social begging on our streets. We must make it clear we will not surrender our hard earned cash to these ubiquitous beggars. When I am asked for change in the street, I let them know in no uncertain terms they […]
Continue ReadingAs it is the festive season I gave 2 quid to a homeless midget and he thanked me in French. I’m always grateful for small Merci’s.
Continue ReadingThere’s this homeless guy that I always see in my route to work. And because of that I always make sure to keep a few extra coins in my wallet. You know, for show off.
Continue ReadingI always try and date homeless girls. It’s easier to get them to stay over.
Continue ReadingI feel sorry for the people who sell the Big Issue, most of them have been trying to sell their last copy for the past 2 years.
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