I got myself a recipe boo …
I got myself a recipe book for roadkill. I tried one of the recipes and surprisingly it was quite delicious. It didn’t explain what to do with his bike though.
Continue ReadingI got myself a recipe book for roadkill. I tried one of the recipes and surprisingly it was quite delicious. It didn’t explain what to do with his bike though.
Continue ReadingI’ve decided to call my father-in-law the “Exorcist” because every time he came to visit he made the spirits disappear.
Continue ReadingWhy DO they call it a ‘Selection Box’ when you eat them all in the end eventually?? Might as well call a bag of Maltesers a ‘Selection Bag’.
Continue ReadingThere was a group of Chavs hanging round my house, so I bombarded them with potatoes. Sauted.
Continue ReadingCarlsberg don’t do Kronenbourg. But if they did, they’d probably be the best beer in the world.
Continue ReadingI used to have a vintage copy of UB40’s “Red Red Wine”, on Vinyl. But then I spilt white wine on it and it disappeared
Continue ReadingBBC News: On average, 2 rhinos are poached a day. Personally I like mine scrambled.
Continue ReadingRace car designers are a boring bunch. I met a group of them at the pub and it was nothing but torque, torque, torque.
Continue ReadingI’ve just had an Irish coffee. Tea.
Continue ReadingCheese- milk’s leap towards immortality.
Continue ReadingSaw a Poster in the supermarket today which read, Coco Pops No added colours Oh, so JLS aren’t getting a new member?
Continue ReadingI saw a Guinness brought to life on TV earlier. Turns out it was Trevor McDonald.
Continue ReadingI walked into McDonald’s today and asked for a Chicken Legend. The cashier winked informatively and said “Did you know…that if you cut the head off a chicken…it’ll keep running?”
Continue ReadingDo illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet spaghetti?
Continue ReadingI’ve just chucked out my flatmate for continually stealing my hot chocolate drinks. He left me with very little Options.
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