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I looked up “baffling” in the dictionary. The definition though was confusing…
Continue ReadingI looked up “baffling” in the dictionary. The definition though was confusing…
Continue ReadingBridegroom. noun. A man with a fine prospect of happiness behind him.
Continue ReadingSome really confident people say, ‘Nothing is impossible’ They clearly have not tried to staple water to a tree!
Continue ReadingI didn’t know what irony was until I found out that the Inland Revenue tax office is based in Liverpool.
Continue ReadingI asked my mate ”What does confidential mean?” ”It’s secret, keeping it to myself.” He replied. ”I only asked you a question, you dont have to be like that.”
Continue ReadingWhat would you call the definition of surprise? Answer: A fart with a lump in it.
Continue ReadingFree press: When your mum irons your trousers for you.
Continue ReadingWhat word, seven letters long, begins with “n”, has “n” in the middle, ends with “n” and stands for constipation? “nnnnnnn!!”
Continue ReadingThe word “salary” comes from the latin word for salt as salt was often used to pay workers. That explains why I have to drink so much when I get mine.
Continue ReadingWhat’s the definition of awkwardness? The Germans telling Podolski to hit the showers.
Continue ReadingMasturbation: A temporary solution to a permanent problem
Continue ReadingI now know the feeling of having mixed emotions…. My Dad just informed me, he has Cancer and “it’s heriditory.”…. My Mum then tells me “he’s not your Father!”
Continue ReadingThe definition of false economy: I spent thirty quid on oysters to get my girlfriend in the mood to swallow the same thing for nothing.
Continue ReadingThe definition of fear…waking from having your tooth filled to find kneeprints on the armrests of the dentist’s chair.
Continue ReadingUnderstanding Marketing You see a fabulous girl at a party. You approach them and say, “I’m fantastic in bed.” That’s Direct Marketing. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a fabulous girl. You have one of your friends approach them, point at you and say, “He’s fantastic in bed.” That’s Advertising. […]
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