I rang my friend up earli …
I rang my friend up earlier with my iphone 4. i thought hang on a minute…
Continue ReadingI rang my friend up earlier with my iphone 4. i thought hang on a minute…
Continue ReadingThe other day I was browsing the forums! Some one was excited about being able to Google their user name and it would bring up said name and Sickipedia jokes from them. “Well,” I thought, “I will give it a go.” So I Googled away and it took me straight to the obituaries – I […]
Continue ReadingI just got a weird text from my best friend saying, “Mate, I’m actually in the future right now and robots do absolutely everything for us humans” Sent by my android.
Continue ReadingAre you forgetful? Are you not rememering where you put things? I made an app for that…. It’s around here somewhere I just have to find it.
Continue ReadingNow I use facebook, I think that since I left school they must teach girls to use an ‘x’ instead of a full stop.
Continue ReadingIronically, the more someone uses the word ‘like’ in a conversation, the more I feel the opposite about them.
Continue ReadingWhat were the three quickest ways to get a message to as many people as possible in as short a time as possible before email? 1. Telephone 2. Telegram 3. Tellawoman
Continue ReadingMy girlfriend phoned my house phone earlier sounding pretty panicked. She said “A bomb’s just gone off near where you work, where are you!? I replied “Since i just answered my housephone, i’ll let you take a wild guess.”
Continue ReadingMy phone rang earlier. I answered it and a voice I didn’t recognise said, “Alright mate. I’ve just bought a United shirt with “ROONEY” and “3” on the back.” I said, “Sorry, I think you’ve got the wrong number.”
Continue ReadingRemember: “Stop, Drop, and Roll” is not only an effective fire safety technique, but also a memorable way out of a boring conversation.
Continue ReadingMy wife says I spend too much time on Facebook. According to her wall post, anyway.
Continue ReadingMy new phone has a very un-musical ring. It’s chordless.
Continue ReadingText Message: “Hi from Orange. Would you like to give to the Haiti Earthquake Fund…” Dad: “Haha Orange sent me a joke”
Continue ReadingMost popular iPhone App of the month: Public Telephone Box Locator.
Continue ReadingHISTORY: William of Orange stood on one side……….. John of Vodafone and Richard of O2 on the other….
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