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I was going to be a Milkman, But unfortunantly i bottled it.
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If God was Polish it would have only taken about 4 days to create the universe.
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A lovely, quiet evening in with the boyfriend. So much so that she feels the need to tell Facebook.
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And now, ladies and gentlemen, I will attempt to age before your very eyes. This is a complex trick and not easy to accomplish. In fact, it may take some time.
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FIFA: Financial Incentives from Applicants.
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A bloke with no hands goes to the doctors and says, “I dont feel very well.”
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I ate a pixelated brownie yesterday. Only took me one byte.
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