My dad gave me a riddle y …
My dad gave me a riddle yesterday. He said, “Now then Steven, I am my father’s brother’s daughter’s only cousin. Who am I?” That really confused me. I’m called Dave.
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In Fairytale News: The Pied Piper has 12 rats behind him. More to follow.
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I’ll never forget what my old grandad told me. ‘If a story is worth telling, it’s worth exaggerating’. That was just after he had single handedly won the second world war.
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Let me get your … BANG! You’ve pulled a Christmas cracker!
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I got to the last stage of Take Me Out and Paddy told me to put two girls’ lights out. Guess who’s in court tomorrow with a double murder charge.
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I love acoustics, they’re sound.
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My wife ridiculed my efforts to become self-sufficient. She’ll be sorry when those pigs start laying eggs.
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Alphabet: A is for acronym…
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I’m writing a short script about the history of the dictionary, its alright, just a little word play.
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A weather front has moved from Britain and has reached as far as Eastern Europe. UK rain.
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Would you send your son to a school run by someone who insisted on being called “Headmaster?”
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For me, the sixties ended the day I sold my old camper van. December 31st, 1969.
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I’ve just been to an onions funeral. Made me cry.
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I went to see a motivational speaker last night, but all he did was stand on stage and breathe in really loudly. He was truly inspiring.
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Apple have paired up with Voldemort, to release a new product that could catch on. It’s called the iBrowse.
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