I’ve just walked up to a …


I’ve just walked up to a freezing tramp holding a Big Mac and a cup of coffee.
I asked, “Are you hungry mate?”
He smiled reservedly and answered, “Yes, I’m starving.”
“Well I don’t usually help your kind out,” I said, “But, about 100 yards down there, you can probably find the gherkin I chucked from this burger.”

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