I pulled an ugly fat bird …


I pulled an ugly fat bird last night.
I said to her, “Do you fancy seeing my flat tonight?”
She replied “Yes”.
So I walked her round to the carpark and showed her a deflated tyre”.
She looked at me and said, “Please tell me you’re joking?”
I laughed and said, “Of course I am, I haven’t even got a car”.

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