I went to the florists ea …


I went to the florists earlier to get the flowers for the wife’s funeral. The girl behind the counter said, “Your casket spread is ready, sir, as is your wreath, floral basket and your table arrangements.”
I said, “Is that it then?”
She said, “Oh, Just one more thing, sir, pick a lily.”
I said, “Oh, go on then, I’ve not had a sandwich since she died last week.”

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