“This car stinks of cigar …

misunderstanding

“This car stinks of cigarettes”, my wife screamed at me when I picked her up from work yesterday, “You’ve been smoking with our two year old boy sat in the back, haven’t you?”
“Don’t be so daft love, I’d never dream of putting his health at risk like that”, I replied, horrified that she would think that I could be so reckless, “I made him go and stand outside.”

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