‘…At the pre-wedding rehearsal, the vicar said to the groom, “All you have to remember is this”:
1. You walk up to the AISLE
2. You kneel at the ALTER
3. And then we sing a HYMN
Your keywords are: AISLE, ALTER, HYMN.
…And that, my friends, are the same keywords of ALL brides.
I’LL ALTER HIM!
Get married at your peril.