Husband Ratings.
-You buy her a new car. +5
It’s a pick-up truck. -5
With the license plate: GR8 LAY -10
-You cook her a meal. +2
It’s out of a packet. -1
It’s still in the packet when you serve it. -10
You buy her extra-light panty liners with wings. +3
In the snow. +5
But return with a beer. -5
You check out a suspicious noise at night. +1
It’s nothing. +1
It’s something. +3
You pummel it with a six-iron. +10
It’s her pet -10
At a party, you stay by her the entire night. +1
You leave her side after a while to chat to an old college drinking buddy. -2
Her name is Selina. -4
Selina is a dancer. -6
Selina has implants. -8
You take her to a movie. +1
You take her to a movie she likes. +3
You take her to a movie you hate. +5
You take her to a movie you like. -2
It’s called Death Cop 3. -4
Which features cyborgs that eat people. -8
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans. -10