My girlfriend left me.
A few nights ago she found “Sickipedia.org” in the search history on our computer and she said I had some explaining to do.
With quick thinking I said to her, “Oh, I was trying to get onto Wikipedia, but I accidentally hit the S instead of the W on the keyboard. The S is below the W.”
She accepted my explanation and told me later on that night how she got worried with calling me clumsy and stupid.
That’s when I accidentally said, “I’m stupid? You didn’t even ask where the ‘C’ came from!”