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• The Creation of Man
God created the mule, and told him, "You will be a mule, working constantly from dusk to dawn, carrying heavy loads on your back.� You will eat grass and lack intelligence.� You will live for 50 years."

• Redneck Driver's License Application
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• Romantic Pink Slip

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• Garden of Eden

• Professor of Logic
A guy sees his new neighbor out in his backyard, so he decides to get acquainted. After introductions, he asks the new neighbor what he does for a living.

• Bill Of No Rights

• Things Children Have Learned

• Little Johnny's Big Answer
It is near the end of the school year.� The teacher has turned in the grades and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless because of this.

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• Pillsbury Doughboy Obituary
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeast infection. He was 71.

• Men vs. Women: Round 1

• Act of God
After his wife had a baby, the new minister appealed to the congregation for a salary increase to cover the addition to the family. The congregation agreed that it was only fair and approved it.

• Seasick
Mr. Johnson's wife of 50 years suggested they take a cruise: "We could go somewhere for a week, and make wild love like we did when we were young." He thought it over and agreed.

• West Virginia Custody Battle
An old mountaineer and his young ex-wife were fighting over custody of their children.

• Where Is God?
A couple had two mischievous little boys, ages eight and 10. At their wits' end, the parents contacted a clergyman who had been successful in rehabilitating bad children in the past.

• August 31, 2009
Of all his accomplishments (the shows, the bikes, the businesses), Jesse is proudest of his work as the father of his three children. So rest assured that if one day Jesse himself gets too old to defy death, therell be a new generation of little...

• Amy Schumer: Negative Three
In New York I'm, like, a six -- seven with all the padding. But in Miami, I was like a negative three. People were like, 'What the f**k is that?' Throwing up on their motorized wheelchairs. Children were crying. I was like, 'Beyonce calls it...