Statistically 9/11 Americans won't get this.
Statistically... 9 out of 10 dyslexics enjoy a 'pear'.
Statistically, two out of every one Iranian will vote for this.
I am looking for 8 volunteers to help me find Cheryl Cole, to test a statistical hypothesis.
Statistically, 13 out of 13 triskaidekaphobics will be scared of this joke.
Apparently, 3.5 out of 7 people overcomplicate things.
A new poll found that 43 percent of Americans think President Obama is doing a good job at handling the BP oil spill.
The same poll found that 43 percent of Americans hate pelicans.
At my last job interview, I told my interviewer that I plan to give 110%.
Unfortunately, I was applying to be a statistician.
Statistically only 50% of a tiger actually works.
But wait there's more.
That half doesn't have any friends.
According to a recent survey by the Academy of Incomplete Research, nine out of ten