I have a friend on Facebook whose status says "Suicidal - Standing on the edge of a cliff".
So I poked him...
'A Glasgow teenager has been charged by police after a photo of himself brandishing a machete was found on the social networking site Bebo.'
What a loser!
No-one uses Bebo any more.
Muslim women have a new social networking site
Earlier today I saw the facebook group "Kids vs Cancer". It turns out writing "My money is on cancer everytime" is one way to get quite a bit of hate mail.
Did you know people are getting paid to mention products in their Facebook statuses?
That's as crazy as the discounts at Dave's Furniture Emporium...
Now, I can't be sure but judging by various Facebook status updates, one would be forgiven for thinking it was snowing!
A religious person came up to me the other day and asked me if I believed in evolution or creationism.
I replied "I believe in evolution. How else would Charmander become Charizard?"
Is it just me, or are 80% of the people in the people you may know feature on Facebook people that you do know, but deliberately choose not to be friends with?
Ok, so this girl on Facebook posted a status which read:
"How can I get rid of this morning sickness?"
Turns out replying, "Try a coat hanger" is a good way to get yourself deleted.
Hey kids, why don't you try a new social networking tool?
It's called, "outside".