Parallel lines have got so much in common.
It's a shame they'll never meet.

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Last night a hypnotist convinced me I was a soft, malleable metal with an atomic number of 82.
I'm easily lead.

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I hear there is scientific proof that birthdays are good for you
The more you have the longer you live

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My physics teacher told me I had a lot of potential. Then he pushed me off a roof.

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A piece of gold walks into a bar.
The Barman says "Au, get out of here"

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Why did I divide sin by tan?
Just cos.

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Iron man.
What a Fe male.

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What did the confused Magnesium Oxide say?
OMg

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I've just been to the hospital where the doctor told me my DNA was backwards.
And?

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Time travel is going to have been confusing.

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