Parallel lines have got so much in common.
It's a shame they'll never meet.
Last night a hypnotist convinced me I was a soft, malleable metal with an atomic number of 82.
I'm easily lead.
I hear there is scientific proof that birthdays are good for you
The more you have the longer you live
My physics teacher told me I had a lot of potential. Then he pushed me off a roof.
A piece of gold walks into a bar.
The Barman says "Au, get out of here"
Why did I divide sin by tan?
What a Fe male.
What did the confused Magnesium Oxide say?
I've just been to the hospital where the doctor told me my DNA was backwards.
Time travel is going to have been confusing.