The other day someone left a piece of plasticine in my house.
I didn't know what to make of it.

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I'm really starting to hate these stupid little Russian Dolls.
They're so full of themselves.

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Who will take the second shot in this snooker game?
Find out after the break.

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Whiteboards are remarkable.

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What do you call someone who points out the obvious?
Someone who points out the obvious.

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My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers.
To be honest, I should have seen the signs.

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Past, Present and Future walked into a Bar
It was tense.

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The other day I was trying to make a noise with two of my fingers and my thumb, and no matter how much I practiced nothing seemed to work...
Then it clicked

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Let me get this straight.
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That will do.

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To neigh or not to neigh.
That is equestrian.

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