I've recently been reading a book on reverse psychology ,
or have I?
Y G O L O H C Y S P:
I'm not actually sure which is worse.
On my application form for Hull university to study psychology, where it asked why I wanted to study psychology, I put as a joke, "To get inside a girl's head, so I can get inside their pants".
Or the fact that they accepted me and gave me books on hypnosis as suggested reading.
My psychiatrist said....
"Tell me, how long have you been having these hallucinations about seeing a psychiatrist?"
I asked my therapist never to tell anyone about my Oedipus complex.
He said 'sure, mum's the word'.
Little Johnny has just returned from a psychological examination.
"Well, Johnny," says his mother, "what did the psychologist say?"
"He said I had an Oedipus Complex," says Johnny.
"Just you forget that Oedipus rubbish!" says his mother. "The main thing is you love your mummy."
The first rule of reverse psychology club is don't not talk about reverse psychology club
If I've told you once, I've told you 273 times..... I do not suffer from OCD
I went on a skiing trip with a group of psychiatrists, I've never seen so many Freudians slip
When Sigmund's mirror broke, Jung took pleasure in seeing a shard in Freud.