I've recently been reading a book on reverse psychology ,
or have I?

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Y G O L O H C Y S P:
Reverse psychology

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I'm not actually sure which is worse.
On my application form for Hull university to study psychology, where it asked why I wanted to study psychology, I put as a joke, "To get inside a girl's head, so I can get inside their pants".
Or the fact that they accepted me and gave me books on hypnosis as suggested reading.

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My psychiatrist said....
"Tell me, how long have you been having these hallucinations about seeing a psychiatrist?"

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I asked my therapist never to tell anyone about my Oedipus complex.
He said 'sure, mum's the word'.

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Little Johnny has just returned from a psychological examination.
"Well, Johnny," says his mother, "what did the psychologist say?"
"He said I had an Oedipus Complex," says Johnny.
"Just you forget that Oedipus rubbish!" says his mother. "The main thing is you love your mummy."

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The first rule of reverse psychology club is don't not talk about reverse psychology club

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If I've told you once, I've told you 273 times..... I do not suffer from OCD

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I went on a skiing trip with a group of psychiatrists, I've never seen so many Freudians slip

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When Sigmund's mirror broke, Jung took pleasure in seeing a shard in Freud.

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