Exaggerations went up by a million percent last year.
I'll stop at nothing to avoid using negative numbers.
Don't you just hate it when people think there clever but use the wrong grammar?
My grandad has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from Edinburgh zoo.
If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food?
I often say to myself, "I can't believe that cloning machine worked!"
I was recently the subject of a joke. I chickened out of a fight, and crossed the road to get away.
I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.
Grab your taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican.
Sickipedia one liners.
Because we shouldn't have to think up our own Facebook statuses.