This joke is like a rapist. It's going to score whether you like it or not.
I was recently the subject of a joke. I chickened out of a fight, and crossed the road to get away.
Every once in a while I stop and think, "I know you can read my thoughts."
Just in case.
I heard one of the best jokes I've ever heard in my life yesterday!
It was about an anti-climax.
Normally my dog eats my trainers but I didn't know whales done it too!
Jokes on Sickipedia are a lot like children.
If you start stealing them you'll get a bad reputation.
A policeman pulled a man over and as he approached the window he immediately drew his gun and screamed "Where's the little girl!"
The man said, "What little girl?!"
The officer aimed his gun and yelled again, "SHOW ME THE LITTLE GIRL!"
The man now in tears, said, "I SWEAR I DON'T KNOW!"
The officer smiled and said, "...There's the little girl."
Where do women pee?
Because all I ever see are signs for Men and Scottish Men.
Statistically... 9 out of 10 people will testify that there was consent.
Strength in numbers boys, strength in numbers.
I'm often accused of eavesdropping.
I just wish they'd have the guts to say it to my face.