My mate told me that I just don't understand irony.
Which was ironic because we were at a bus stop at the time.

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Isn't it just a little ironic to see a group of pro-lifers throwing eggs at an abortion clinic?

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MATHEMATICS -- HIGHER TIER -- 2011
Q1) Sindeepa throws 4 unbiased coins and records the results.
Calculate the probability we have used this name because we're scared of being racist.

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10 reasons why men are lazy:
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Today, I saw that my ironing board cover was wrinkled.
I laughed at the irony.
Then I laughed again because irony has the word iron in it.

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Just think - the old homeless guy who sits outside my local station doesn't know what it's like to have a full tummy on Christmas Day.
But he will do this Friday, thanks to me -
I'm gonna go down there and tell him.

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If you smacked a kid in the face with a bottle of johnson's no more tears, would it create beautiful irony?

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Isn't it funny how at school they've replaced blackboards with whiteboards because they work better?

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Just a point.
You know those campaigns intended to stop people illegally downloading movies, and to encourge them to buy DVDs?
Do you not have to buy a DVD to see it?

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I really don't get karaoke, I just don't see the point of it.
I mean, if I want to see a hopeless drunk murder an Amy Winehouse song, I'll go to an Amy Winehouse gig.

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