I'm not saying the wife buys too many shoes,
but people keep mistaking our house for a Holocaust museum.
All castles had one major weakness.
The enemy used to get in through the gift shop.
I certainly enjoyed the opening ceremony which displayed the history of the early 20th century Britain.
I can't wait until the games are held in Germany.
Why are the all the best tales and moments of the past known as History?
Because we have no reason to pay attention to her-story..
Anne Boleyn had a brother called Tenpin.
You have to admit that the ingenuity and inventiveness of the human race is nothing short of astounding. Look how far we have come.
At one time early humans were nomads just walking around naked. Then they invented clothes and learned to build dens in which to live.
Then we discovered the wheel and learned how to make tools. Then came farming and organised civilisations.
Eventually we had the industrial revolution and machinery. Then we learned to fly and invented TV and radio.
Then computers that were quicker than any human brain.
Then came the invention of the internet, the super highway of information that enables people all over the world to sit and watch other people er... walking around naked.
In the early 1940's, Europe had no videogames, Internet or TV.
Thank God we had Germany to keep us occupied
Which country was once run by napkins?
The Serviette Union.
Why is it better to be a bad joke on sickipedia than one of the 228 people who have gone missing on the Air France flight?
At the very least, a bad joke on sickipedia can expect to be buried.
After failing to get my degree in history, I've decided to move to the US and try again over there.
That should cut the amount I need to learn by at least 80%.